Guess what? This page has nothing to do with my REM project! This page will serve as a collection of funny or not so funny quotes! If you see one you like, go ahead and use it!

He who angers you conquers you.
Elizabeth Kennedy

The intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows us to others, but hides us from ourselves.
John Dryden

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
Agatha Christie

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Demetri Martin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Why does SeaWorld have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh man...I could be eating a slow learner.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Before you critize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you critize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill

Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.